MY OFFICE IS A ROWBOAT

YEP, SINCE

A – “AIN’T NOTHING HALF AS WORTHWHILE AS SIMPLY MESSING AROUND IN BOATS” (RATTY IN “THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS”, CHECK OUT THE BBC FILM VERSION WITH MICHAEL PALIN, IT IS A CURE FOR SORE SOULS)

B- REAL ESTATE SUCKS ARSE WHEN IT BECOMES NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO PAY RENT WHILE PUTTING WORKETHICS AND ECOSOCIAL DYNAMICS FIRST, SIMPLY BECAUSE THE PRICE PER BRICK HURTS WORSE THAN SLAMMING YR HEAD INTO THE OCCASSIONAL WALL

C- I REALLY ENJOY EXPERIENCING XXXDAM FROM THE WATER, ESPECIALLY AT THE NATURAL RHYTHMIC PACE OF ROWING, AND CREATED THIS SLOOP AS AN ANACHRONISTIC DADAIST PIECE OF INTERVENTIONIST EXPERIENCE ART FOR ARTISTS AND MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC ALIKE TO ENJOY A DIFFERENT DYNAMIC

D- THE “OL’SKOOL ECO-LOGICK”, AS THE SLOOP IS CALLED, IS ACTUALLY YET A FRESH RECYCLING ART MANIFESTATION TO PROMOTE APPLYING OCKHAM’S RAZOR & VINCENT’S BRUSH IN THE MOST ELEGANT & ARTFULL MANNER TO THE ECOSOCIAL CHALLENGES AT HAND,

WHERE I INVITE PEOPLE TO COME EXPERIENCE THE ZEN OF NATURAL MIND IN MOTION ON THE FLOW OF WATER, NON POLLUTING, NOISELESS BUT FOR THE PLEASANT RHYTHM OF THE OARS & THE POSSIBLE FLOW OF CONVERSATIONS, SONGS & SILENCE …

E- AS A WRITER’S CABINET SHOULD HAVE, I HAVE TWO EXQUISITE TYPEWRITERS ON BOARD FOR INSPIRED PASSENGERS, AND INVITE SPECIFICALLY PHOTOGRAPHERS AND VIDEOMAKERS TO COME ALONG, LANDSCAPE/NATURE PAINTERS ALSO WELCOME, ACCOUSTIC MUSIC, SPOKEN WORD/STORYTELLING TRY-OUTS, SMALL WORKSHOPS & PRESENTATIONS, …. GET IN TOUCH

F- FOR MY EXPERIENCE, THE ROWING DOES HELP MY NEUROPHYSICAL COORDINATION IN DEALING WITH FND EPISODES, NOTICING THAT MUSCLETONE AND VOLUME DO PLAY A PART IN DEALING WITH HOW THE NEURO -MISFIRING AND -SHORTCIRCUITS IMPACT MY ABILITY TO MOVE, SO DON’T HESITATE OVER THINKING YOU HAVE TO ROW OR MIGHT BE EXHAUSTING ME, I GO AT MY OWN PACE OF THE MOMENT AND QUITE ENJOY BEING ABLE TO SHARE THE EXPERIENCE I CREATED.

G- I HAVE MY BOOKS & POETRY ON BOARD, SO ANY QUESTIONS ON THINGS YOU PICKED UP IN MY PERFORMANCES, LET ‘S TALK

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AS PART OF THE ROCKNROLLSAILOR LIVE ART PROJECTS, “MY OFFICE IS A ROWBOAT” IS A SPONTANEOUS ART-EXPERIENCE WHEREBY I SET THE SCENE, PROVIDE THE MEANS AND ALLOW PEOPLE TO EXPERIENCE THEMSELVES IN A NOVEL AND SLIGHTLY OUTLANDISH SETTING

THIS EXPERIENCE IS RESPECTFULLY DONATION BASED & BY SHORT TERM APPOINTMENT, COMMENTS SO FAR RANGE FROM “I’M IN A FELLINI FILM NOW” TO “MOST SIMPLY MAGICKAL EXPERIENCE, NO FRILLS NEEDED”

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, PRESENTING THIS ECO-ZEN BOATING EXPERIENCE IS EMPHATICALLY NOT MY IDEA OF A PICK UP LINE OR ANY SUCH VAGUE ATTEMPTS AT COITUS-COHERSION. JUST SO THAT IS CLEAR,

I HEREBY CORDIALLY AND WITH AN ARTPYRATE’S GRIN INVITE YOU ABOARD TEH OL’SKOOL ECO-LOGICK, A SLOOP UNLIKE ANY OF THE MANY THAT DRIFT AROUND THIS AGE-OLD TOWN …..

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